I forgot that one of the tricky things about doing jury duty in Los Angeles County: you MUST keep your Juror Identification Number (JID) and Personal Identification Number (PIN) saved somewhere safe and secure.
Guess what I lost?
Without those two magic numbers, I can’t check to see if I’m even needed using the court’s automated systems. Not the phone line. Not the website. And since real-life human agents only work Monday through Friday from 8am to 4:30pm, my only real option is to go to the courthouse in person. All the way in Downtown Los Angeles.
So, long story short, I am currently on my way to the courthouse.
Joy, joy, joy, down in my heart.
I may not even need to be there. But then again, I might.
That’s the roulette wheel of jury duty for you.
There is something humbling about being reminded that no matter how organized or grown up I think I am, life will always find fresh ways to laugh in my face.
I spent most of the weekend making plans for studio time, new montages, and the usual Manic Monday admin tasks. And now, all of that is paused simply because I misplaced (and probably threw away) a piece of paper.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
To be fair, jury duty matters. I genuinely believe in the system and in doing my part. And Lady Justice needs all the help she can get these days. But jury duty is a total schedule killer. One lost postcard and I’m having to go downtown instead of easing into my morning like a civilized human.
So here I am, heading to the courthouse, hoping the universe rewards me with a quick check-in and a quiet return home. And if not, well, at least I will have a fresh story by the time this adventure is over. Fingers crossed. Better safe than sorry, right?
Keep calm and carry on….
Clint 🌈✌️
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Yep. Better safe than sorry for sure. I found out somewhere in time that my dad routinely threw away his jury summons—on purpose. 😳
Soon to be 89, a recent one came in the mail and I sternly told him he cannot throw that away and must respond—even though he will likely be dismissed due to age and other factors. Still—that’s my dad. Honeybadger.
I was called up for Jury service a few years ago. I went all the way to court, only to be sent home again 🙃. I was pleased, it was a very unpleasant and complex case. I'm hoping I don't get called again before I pass the age of eligibility x